uncontrollable laughter and smiling - my response: "what's so funny?"...when it's my verbal housemate: "you!", when it's my non-verbal housemate: more uncontrollable laughter and smiling
rocking / dancing
moonwalk
"you want some more?"
housemate backs into room [like everyone else can't see him if he can't see them], turns to non-verbal housemate and says "ssshhh" [like he's going to say something?!], turns to me, and says "boo!!"
a housemate who says he's a vampire, the real santa clause, jesus christ, michael jackson...
my developing dictionary of terms of one of my housemate's personal dialect:
"b - o - chi" = "big ol' cheese" = mac'n'cheese /cheese pizza / cheeseburger [my favorites are words that have multiple definitions / cognates!]
"honky-cho" = remote control
"eminem" = M&M's / lemonade
Meehh...fi-fuh! = Merry Christmas!
fi-foh = billfold
feh-fie = french fries
some of the most dramatic scenes you've ever scene, e.g. housemate realizes i've forgotten to give him his glasses for the day. i say, 'go ahead and get your coat on while i get them.' he says: 'i can't. i can't seee,' and proceeds to pretend to cry, close eyes, and wander aimlessly around living room, pretending he's both blind and doesn't know how to use his other senses.
the use of general terms for individuals:
good dog - as in "stay back, good dog"..."good job, good dog!"
white woman - as in "that's white woman job!"..."white woman cooks"..."white woman helps with bath"..."i get in white woman car"
woman - "woman sing!"..."woman song!"
uncontrollable laughter and smiling
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